I have no cough, I have no sore throat, I do not feel sick, but I just lost my voice for about five minutes.
Tyson: What up bro!
Me: Didn't we already have the "bro" conversation?
Me: Please don't call me that.
Tyson: ...What if I call you brother?
Me: Ya! Sure! As long as you say it like Hulk Hogan.
Me: Actually, I kinda like that.
Tyson: Ok brother!
Ya, Sure! If you give me 100 bucks and a bottle of Jameson!– Sierra
My favorite word combination...
Fight Song, by The Appleseed Cast I forgot about...
Brian: You wanna know what this Swiss army knife tells me about the Swiss?
Me: Sure, tells us.
Brian: They have alot of time on their hands!
Brian: Ya! Clocks!? Who does that? The Swiss...
Courtney: Ya, they are good at detail, like the Japaneese.
Jesse(Who is Half Japaneese): While we are stereotyping...
Courtney: Middle europe and Japan are great for gizmos.
Jesse: But the Japaneese don't invent alot,
Jesse: they take something that already exists
Jesse: and make it a hundred times cooler!
Brian: I remember Japan. it's true! They...
Courtney: and they make use of that space!
Jesse: They build up and down, its true.
Brian: I remember trying to find porn.
Brian: Everything is blured! No nipples! No pussy!
Brian: But for some reason it's totally acceptable
Brian: to show a chick taking a shit on a guy!
Brian: I don't get it.
Cement Mixer, by Clinic
I just realized. Le Moribond, by Beirut = Le Moribond, by Jacques Brel = Le Moribond, by Terry Jacks = Seasons in the Sun, by Rod McKuen I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who will care, but you never know!
6:00> Off Work, Ride to put out fire. 6:30-830> @ A Venue fixing a problem before the show. 8:35> P/U Zeek’s Pizza (The Tree Hugger w/Chicken) 8:40> Rent two movies and take my planned spot on the couch for the night. Eat. 9:00> Receive a txt from an ex, who is now a Friend. 9:15-11:30> Seattle Poetry Slam w/Friend. 11:30-?> Stare at my ceiling in and out of...
Taste, by Animal Collective Congrats to my...
Happy hour at Umi didn’t happen because I had to put out a “fire.” I hate it when I come up to a supposed emergency and the solution is easy. Most of the time their are a multitude of solutions to the problem, but their is a house engineer who is acting like a child and throwing a tantrum because he wants to do it his way. So instead of an easy 5 min. professional solution, it...
(Via/msbojangles) Penelope- Pinback
Moon River, performed by Audrey Hepburn
Shiller, by Ratatat I completely forgot about...
On both Monday, and Tuesday, random strangers have told me that they just found out that they have ovarian cancer. No one has ever told me this my whole life til Mon. Why now?
Nucular Reaction, by Thomas Bechard (My Roomate) ...
For Zach and Lindsey
1. I Love the wind. 2. I like to spot gals in go-go boots.
After all, what is knowledge, really, but high-resolution regurgitation?– Steve Carell on How to Act Brilliant (Via/girk:peterwknox:robot-heart)
Anorak and Other Complicated Words Beginning With...
(Via/msbojangles:roseann:hegs) Karma Police, by...
What’s another word for Thesaurus?– Steven Wright (Via/quahziland)
Blackbird/Yesterday, by The Beatles, from the Love...
Her: Blah blah blah
Her: I'm a Communist.
Me: I'm a Libertarian.
Her: I want an IPhone.
Me: You're not a Communist.
Her: Everyone should have an IPhone.
VBS - The Gun Markets of Pakastan
Here’s Your Future, The Thermals I have a...
I think that Pho and Spring rolls are the only Vietnamese foods that really impress me. Everything Thai is amazing. How did this happen?
(Via/carlovely) Death From Above 1979 - little...
Shake the Dust, by Anis Mojgani I’m a...
Me: Hey, How's it going?
Other Person: I'm doing good. what are you up to?
Me: I'm just chillin at clever dunes, it's trivia night!
OP: Awesome! That sounds fun!
Me: Yep, it makes for a fun night, even though I suck at trivia.
OP: Um, I don't quite know how to say this,
OP: but I haven't been completely honest with you.
Me: About what?
OP: Well. Um. I feel like I need to tell you,
OP: And I hope you understand that I didn't know where this was going.
Me: Ya, me neither...
OP: Well...FUCK!...I'm sorry.
Me: It's ok, I was never really sure if we were going on dates as an item or friends.
OP: Yes! Good. Then the other night happened.
OP: I have a boy friend. It's long distance. He's getting his masters in Ohio.
Me: Ha! That's kinda funny. Actually, it makes things easier.
OP: You're not mad?
Me: I don't thinks so.
OP: ...Cool. We should hang out sometime this week!
Me: Strickly drinking buddies?
OP: Hahaha! Well, we don't have to drink!
Me: So...Strickly drinking buddies?
Me: Alrighty. Sounds good. Thanks for telling me.
Me: I hate that you cheated on your boyfriend, by the way.
OP: I know.
Me: Talk to you later!
OP: Thank you for being so rad.