December 2009
58 posts
I wonder...
If my Aunt Donna had given me a football, instead of a Sony Walkman with some tapes, for Christmas, when I was five years old, my life would be completely different.
I need to thank her for that.
Peace, Love, and Cheese,
Jeremy D.
Pet Peeve #56...
When someone tells me that they went to the same high school/grew up in the same town with someone who is now famous.
This does not make you more interesting.
(Via/annicka)
The Modern Leper, by Frightened...
“Hello
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a...”
– Skee-lo
russell brand and katy perry are apparently...
@IminfuckinOmaha:
@elliemakesmusic:
russell brand and katy perry are apparently engaged? i hope so! <3
I’m sure it will last forever; A “Holy Union”…the only thing holey about that union would be orifices.
“When the words entered my mouth, and exited out threw my lips, I knew they were...”
– Me, (I’ve been reading through my old journals, and have found many sappy words that still ring true.)
Listen
“So…Prunes are dried plums right? What the fuck is Prune Juice?! Juiced...”
– Me
“Verily the lust for comfort murders the
passion of the soul, and then walks...”
– Kahlil Gibran, from The Prophet, To the people of Orphalese. (Via/iminfuckingomaha)
“Seeing you softens
my heart and i can
forgive the world.
In your eyes I find...”
– hand written on the back cover of The Prophet. I don’t know who wrote it.
Rachel Gab Twitter Convo...
RachelGab: Ack! I am going to go to dance class tonight!
Me: Dance class? What kind?
RG: I don't really know, the class is called "so you think you can't dance?"
Me: Haha! You've officially taken reality TV to the extreme...which, of course, is plain ol' Reality.
bitchibetes
(Via/urbandictionary)
bitchibetes: The bad mood brought on by a lack of food.
Listen
(Via/iminfuckingomaha)
Torches Together, by...
“you’d be well inclined not to mess with me.”
– mewithoutyou (Via/thatslifeyo) Oh Porcupine!
Cake Farts...
Rick: Cake farts be a little scary for Annie.
Annie: Kate Farts?
Rick: Cake farts.
Me: it's a video of a girl farting on a Cake.
Mike: It's disgusting.
Rick and I: Ya!
Annie: Wait, She did that where!?
Rick: She farts on chocolate cakes!
Me: Without her clothes on.
Annie: Kate did tha!?
R, Me, M: No, no, no, no!
Rick: It's just some random chick.
Annie: Oh! You scared me for a minute for a second.
Group: *Laughter*
“So, you’re telling me that, if I drink this, I will turn into a teddy bear!?”
– Rick, on the subject of whiskey being warm and fuzzy. (Via/iminfuckingomaha)
“The math adds up…and I’m the fuckin’ math!”
– I just heard myself say this, from the recording on Friday Night
I don’t quite know what I meant by it.
WatchAwesome Commercial.
(Via/grace-notes)
Idioteque, performed by Calico...
Band: "Scotland Yard"...I think I might like them.
“Life doesn’t require clothing. I’m pretty sure I could live my...”
– I’ve been showed that I said this in 2006.
What's better, new socks or new sheets?
“Dreams burn, but, in ashes, are gold.”
– Kings of Convenience, 25-24.
Fuck it.
It’s snowing and I’m up…I’m going to drink the rest of this brandy/rum/egg nog and see what happens. I can guess: Drunk.
———]
I feel like this might be 1/5 to many. I’m taking one of those off. Probably 1/3 of each. You do the math.
“It’s been so long, that it seems like I’ve never been to the San...”
– Minus the Bear (I’m missing the NW.)
(Via/iminfuckingomaha)
Here’s a little snippet of...
BTW...I'minfuckingOmaha. →
Face!
