- Girl: Can you buy me a drink?
- Me: Whoa! Just straight up and ask huh?
- Me: I'm Jeremy, what's your name?
- Girl: Leah
- Leah: ...and I smoked out your friend.
- Me: Why don't you ask him?
- Leah: I don't know. (looks at me waiting for an answer)
- Me: Just wait for me to finish this cigarette.
- Leah: How much do you have left?
- Me: (Holding up cigarette) This much.
- Leah: *scoff*
- Me: *lol!* It'll be soon.
- Leah: I think I just got some ash down my shirt.
- Me: Nice tatoos btw.
- Leah: Thanks!
- Me: *Blah, blah, blah...*
- Leah: *Blah, blah, blah...*
- Leah: I'm a Suicide Girl.
- Me: I could see that.
- Leah: *lol!* Does it show?
- Me: Ya, just a little bit.
- Leah: Drink?
- Me: As long as you can take a shot too.
- Leah: Deal!
Rules state that in the last weekend of the Feb. Fast…it’s broken!
Flask of scotch? Check.
Plans to meet up with friends? Check.
IPod for vision walk? Check.
Clean Apt. just in case? Fail.
Coffee in system? Check.
Clothes temporarily on body? Check.
All systems go!
For Hammer Pants and Teal to come back.
I have my Itunes on random, at work, and out of left field comes, “It’s Britney Bitch” and everyone looks at me.