May 2009
203 posts
“…as I go showing off again
Self-impressed by how well I can put myself...”
– Excerpt from Wolf am I, by mewithoutyou
Just received the following text from an unknown...
(Via/alonewitheverybody:brieflynoted)
It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly”… indeed 100 days later into Obama’s presidency… Swine flu.
Random Name Generator →
This is how my children will one day be named.
April 2009
152 posts
Co-Worker Conversation...
John: Hey Jeremy!
Me: Whats up?
John: Have you ever had a John Denver?
Me: Ummm...Nope! I don't think I have!
John: It's anything dashed violently over the rocks.
Me: Oh no...
John: *Lol* Oh ya!
Condom Branding Idea #33
LOVEBUCKET.
The Coward as Hero, Rod McKuen
(Via/seashelllz:poetry365)
Some heroes leave behind a line to live by.
This one said if love were all
“Why pluck one string - what good is just one note?
Oh, one string sounds fine I...”
– mewithoutyou, from the song Torches Together
This song gets me all worked up.
…and the moment you have all be waiting...
Love is Bold?
Not now, not never!
I am never going to say, “that’s what she said” ever again. I was reading The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath, and when I read,
“…I have even now at the end of one of my greatest droughts: It Will Come. If I Work.”
I immediatly thought, “That’s what she said”…Just me and my brain! I’ve been conditioned for stupidity, and I...
Do baby seagulls exist? I've never seen one, have...
I suck at remembering names...
*Kevin walks into the office*
Me: It's Justin!
Kevin: Huh?
Me: I mean...
Kevin: Did you just call me Justin?
Me: Ya! ...It's my new joke! I mainly like it because it pisses people off.
Kevin: ...but that's not a joke, it's just calling someone the wrong name.
Me: Whatever Justin!
Kevin: Your right about the pissing people off part.
Me: Yup!...sure does...
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(I've known Kevin for over a year.)
I smell very human today.
…and by that, I mean BO and Whiskey.
“You can’t simultaniously prevent and prepare for war.”
– Albert Einstein, off of one of our client’s bumper stickers.
WatchI Don’t Mind, by Swan Lee
W/ Japaneese Subtitles, and choreography that is hilarious!
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Also, the line “I don’t mind, the way you beat me tonight” kinda weirds me out.
Open Bar W/Donation
The beer was donated by the Georgetown Brewery. So, if you like Manny’s, Nine Pound Hammer, Roger’s, etc., come on down!
Plus + Liquor is nice.
Phone Conversation w/ Matt
*ring ring ring*
Me: Hey! What's goin' down?
Matt: HEYYYY! Come out...Now! (Obviously drunk, and somehow sounds like a little kid)
Me: Well, I'm in Trader Joe's with Sierra right now, we are going to watch a movie and eat Mochi.
Matt: You've changed! You're different this month! I want this month to be over! I HATE you!
Me: Huh? What's going on?
Matt: Just kidding...but really. You have to promise that once this month is over, you will stop *****.
Me: No worries! I will. I'm good at doing that.
Matt: Come out!
Me: I've already made plans, I'll call after the movie, K?
Matt: Oh Booo! Come Now!
Me: Sorry man, you should have called earlier if it was this important that I be there.
Matt: I did! like 10 times!
Me: No you didn't.
Matt: Call me later!
Me: Later! Have Fun!
“Hipster is a slang term which appeared in the 1940s. In the 1990s and 2000s it...”
– Wikipedia, for Hipster, I find this whole article entertaining.
Wireless...
Guy: Maybe you can help me out.
Me: What's up?
Guy: I'm running sound for a play,
Me: MHmm.
Guy: So, I had them purchase some wireless units.
Me: Ok, whats the problem?
Guy: I don't think I did it right.
Me: How many units are there?
Guy: 20.
Me: Whoa. How many antenna combiners or splitters do you have?
Guy: Huh? None.
Me: For anything over 4ch, you should definatly have some kind of antenna system.
Guy: Just tell me what I need, the show starts tomorrow.
Me: Whoa! Tomorrow? blah blah blah, is what you need.
Guy: Thanks.
Me: Good Luck.
