…as I go showing off again Self-impressed by how well I can put myself...– Excerpt from Wolf am I, by mewithoutyou
Just received the following text from an unknown...
(Via/alonewitheverybody:brieflynoted) It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly”… indeed 100 days later into Obama’s presidency… Swine flu.
Random Name Generator →
This is how my children will one day be named.
John: Hey Jeremy!
Me: Whats up?
John: Have you ever had a John Denver?
Me: Ummm...Nope! I don't think I have!
John: It's anything dashed violently over the rocks.
Me: Oh no...
John: *Lol* Oh ya!
Condom Branding Idea #33
The Coward as Hero, Rod McKuen
(Via/seashelllz:poetry365) Some heroes leave behind a line to live by. This one said if love were all
Why pluck one string - what good is just one note? Oh, one string sounds fine I...– mewithoutyou, from the song Torches Together This song gets me all worked up.
…and the moment you have all be waiting...
Love is Bold?
Not now, not never!
I am never going to say, “that’s what she said” ever again. I was reading The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath, and when I read, “…I have even now at the end of one of my greatest droughts: It Will Come. If I Work.” I immediatly thought, “That’s what she said”…Just me and my brain! I’ve been conditioned for stupidity, and I...
Do baby seagulls exist? I've never seen one, have...
I suck at remembering names...
*Kevin walks into the office*
Me: It's Justin!
Me: I mean...
Kevin: Did you just call me Justin?
Me: Ya! ...It's my new joke! I mainly like it because it pisses people off.
Kevin: ...but that's not a joke, it's just calling someone the wrong name.
Me: Whatever Justin!
Kevin: Your right about the pissing people off part.
Me: Yup!...sure does...
(I've known Kevin for over a year.)
I smell very human today.
…and by that, I mean BO and Whiskey.
You can’t simultaniously prevent and prepare for war.– Albert Einstein, off of one of our client’s bumper stickers.
I Don’t Mind, by Swan Lee W/ Japaneese Subtitles, and choreography that is hilarious! ————- Also, the line “I don’t mind, the way you beat me tonight” kinda weirds me out.
Open Bar W/Donation
The beer was donated by the Georgetown Brewery. So, if you like Manny’s, Nine Pound Hammer, Roger’s, etc., come on down! Plus + Liquor is nice.
Phone Conversation w/ Matt
*ring ring ring*
Me: Hey! What's goin' down?
Matt: HEYYYY! Come out...Now! (Obviously drunk, and somehow sounds like a little kid)
Me: Well, I'm in Trader Joe's with Sierra right now, we are going to watch a movie and eat Mochi.
Matt: You've changed! You're different this month! I want this month to be over! I HATE you!
Me: Huh? What's going on?
Matt: Just kidding...but really. You have to promise that once this month is over, you will stop *****.
Me: No worries! I will. I'm good at doing that.
Matt: Come out!
Me: I've already made plans, I'll call after the movie, K?
Matt: Oh Booo! Come Now!
Me: Sorry man, you should have called earlier if it was this important that I be there.
Matt: I did! like 10 times!
Me: No you didn't.
Matt: Call me later!
Me: Later! Have Fun!
Hipster is a slang term which appeared in the 1940s. In the 1990s and 2000s it...– Wikipedia, for Hipster, I find this whole article entertaining.
Guy: Maybe you can help me out.
Me: What's up?
Guy: I'm running sound for a play,
Guy: So, I had them purchase some wireless units.
Me: Ok, whats the problem?
Guy: I don't think I did it right.
Me: How many units are there?
Me: Whoa. How many antenna combiners or splitters do you have?
Guy: Huh? None.
Me: For anything over 4ch, you should definatly have some kind of antenna system.
Guy: Just tell me what I need, the show starts tomorrow.
Me: Whoa! Tomorrow? blah blah blah, is what you need.
Me: Good Luck.