September 2009
41 posts
Happy Religious Holiday!
Me: Hey!
L: Hello!
Me: So, how was Ramadan with the family?
L: Do you mean Rosh Hashanah?
Me: Oh ya! Of course...because your not muslim...duh! All right...Ya! your Jewish. So, Rosh Hashanah is what I meant to say. I always get those confused...
L: Hahaha! wow...It was good to see family!
Me: Happy Jewish New Year!
L: Happy New Year!
Me: Yea! ...Tequila?
L: Sounds great.
Me: I'll be right back.
The Sign for the Capitol Hill Seattle Light...
Station construction site reads: “scheduled to open for service in 2016”
The graffiti right below it reads: “2016? Are you fucking kidding me?”
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It made me laugh. Then I thought about it later, and I laughed some more…but I was around people, and so I had to explain to them why I randomly laughed…and then I thought that...
New Hobbie: Cop Staring
I just started yesterday, and so far it is hilarious. While I was outside smoking, I saw a cop giving someone a ticket. So I decided to stare. It was fun. Later on I saw a cop up at Cal Anderson Park…So, I stared at her until she was out of my area. It’s great, because they know you are looking, and they keep trying to avoid looking at you.
Give it a try. If they give you a problem,...
When people wear their Ipod strapped to there arm,...
“We are slowly becoming robots”
You can't go in there...
H: Wait!
Me: Huh?
H: You know you can't go in there, right?
Me: I need to set up for the show.
H: They're naked.
Me: Who's naked?
H: That room is full of naked dancing people!
Me: ...and I can't go in there?
H: They should be done in a few hours.
Me: So, should I even ask why there are naked dancing people in there?
H: Nah.
Me: Now I really want to see what's in there.
H: I should've let you find out on your own.
Me: It's true.
H: I would have loved to see your face.
Me: See you in a few hours!
------- Five minutes later (I got a drink of water)------
Me: So...What if I get naked, then go in and set up?
H: Oh...My...God! Drop it.
Me: Hahahaha! Just kidding.
H: Uh-Huh.
Me: See you in a bit!
Things I don't say, but for some reason always...
“Fuck your couch!”
“I will eat your soul!”
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I don’t know why…
I understand that...
Fedex Kinkos means business, but do they realize that it says “Mean Business” on their store front?
I love how unpredictable Seattle is...
accuwxseattle:
Today: Very warm with the temperature approaching the record of 92 set in 1990 with plenty of sunshine with a high of 91°F Tonight: Mainly clear with a low of 57°F Get details at AccuWeather.com
Maybe it’s because I don’t watch the weather in advance.
FACE!
I Wish, by Skee-lo
Just because it makes me...
Have you ever...
drank cup after cup of coffee, and not think about the repercussions. I feel like I can relate to a tweaker, now. I’m stuck in this sound booth, in a room full of people dancing…I feel the need to move around, but instead I keep fiddling with my mix.
Peace, Love, and Cheese,
Jeremy D.
The Band...
Is an hour late, and I want a sound check…or at least a working stage plot/input list.
FML
My parents...
Just sold their house. It was only on the market for one day, and they didn’t use a Realtor.
I just thought that was pretty amazing, after hearing so many market horror stories.
Peace, Love, and Cheese,
Jeremy D.
Rowboat, by Emily Haines and The Soft Key
This girl just walked in...
she smells like Fruit Loops and Diesel Gasoline. For some odd reason I really like it, but mostly I just want to know what she has been doing to achieve such a smell.
Attention: Sir/Madame,
Although you might be apprehensive about my email as we have not met before,I am Mr Evans Green,I am a Banker i work with Bank Of England,There is the sum of $20,600,000.00 in my Bank “Bank Of England”London, There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds which means no one would ever come forward to claim it. That is why I ask that we work together so as to have the sum...
Beard...
I’m amazed at the mass of my beard.
It grew so fast.
Even people I don’t know comment on it.
Its like a pet.
I don’t quite feel like it’s apart of me yet, but it’s very comfortable.
Pics soon.
Peace, Love, and Cheese,
Jeremy D.
Is there any way to...
wear shoes w/o socks and not have my feet stink like Bigfoot’s dick?
Stillness Is The Move, by The Dirty Projectors
I...
My Vietnamese Neighbor...
Comes over when I am smoking outside, and asks for help with his English homework. For some reason I get a big kick out of it. He’s probably in his 40’s, pushing 50, and has a one syllable name that I can never remember. He’s an awesome neighbor. He doesn’t know that much English, so I cherish our hand gesture/5 min. to explain a sentence conversations.
Peace, Love, and...
