January 2010
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“Three days left, then alcohol free February takes effect. Guess what I’m...”
– IminfuckinOmaha (Me) I do this every year. I drink alot of Coca-Cola and coffee in Feb.
I just had a dream that I...
Became a South African citizen, then years later I moved back to America.
In my dream, I told everyone that I was an African-American.
What does that mean?
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Watch(Via/thisiswhy)
The High Road, by Broken Bells
Broken Bells = Danger Mouse + James Mercer(The Shins)
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Fuck Art, Lets Dance!
When I’m drunk, I will write this in bar bathrooms. The other variation is,
“Fuck Art, Lets Kill!”
The first time I saw it I was at the Crocodile, in Seattle…the old one, not the remodel. Though, the remodel was pretty darn good. I just wish I could go into the bar without paying for the shows I don’t want to see.
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Is she your type?...
A conversation from the night of my latest Post-a-Pic Wed.
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Matt: So, is she coming?
Me: Ya, I think so. She sounded kinda drunk though.
Matt: Sweet, it's only ten, we have allot more drinking to do. Do you think she will last?
Me: I can vouch for her.
Matt: *Turns, looks at Abby, looks back at me* Is she your type?
Me: Ya, I actually had a thing with her for awhile.
Matt: *Turns to Abby* I bet she will be wearing converse.
Abby: Hahaha! Probably! Lets wait and see.
Me: I don't only like girls who wear converse! All types of girls wear converse!
Amy: *Runs up* Jeremy! *Hugs*
*Matt, Abby, and I look at her shoes, they are some type of flat.*
Me: Amy! ...oh, and btw, Matt...HA!
Amy: Can you guys wait a second? I need to change my shoes. My feet are killing me!
Amy: *Whips out a pair of converse, puts them on.*
Matt and Abby: *Look at each-other* OH! MY! GOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Wow...Lets get some whiskey!
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Why do these Canadians keep threatening me!?
Just kidding! Like that would happen.
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Roll On, by Simon Joyner
House Show Tour 2010
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Fun Fact #34
My mom is an identical twin, my dad is a paternal twin, and I’m not…but I’m a Gemini!
Peace, Love, and Cheese,
Jeremy D.
The Joke by Charles Bukowski
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it often happens when the party is going well, somebody will say, “wait a minute, that reminds me, I heard this joke, it will only take a minute and I promise not to tell more than one.”
he leans forward and begins to tell it, and this is the worst part because you know it will not be funny, and even worse than that, not even plausible, but he goes on as your...
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What I am working on. This is...
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Welcome, Ghosts, by Explosions In...
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A lot of American states have official state flowers, state songs, state animals, and so on… but Wisconsin looks set to break new ground by naming an official state microbe. A bill currently progressing through the state assembly would make Lactococcus lactis - the bacterium that helps turn milk into cheese - one of its official insignias.
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Norway, Canada, Netherlands, Israel, Belgium, UK,...
Countries that I have gotten hits from today.
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Read Print: Free Online Books →
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WARNING — The surgeon general reports that having these many free books at your disposal can be highly addictive.
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Reblog if...
when you see these “Reblog if” posts, you press “Like,” if you agree, and rarely actually “Reblog” them.
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Walk in the Park, by Beach House
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If I had a penny for everytime someone told me...
I’d probably have about a dollar-fifty, which is allot of times.
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"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around...
True or Not, this idea is very egocentric, and kinda reminds me of when a heliocentric universe was popular.
I don’t know why I was thinking about it, but there you go…centric!…just had to get that in there one more time.
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When people say...
“As long as you’re happy,” it usually means, “How the fuck are you happy?”
Peace, Love, and Cheese,
Jeremy D.
In other news...
Earlier today, I made an amazing creation.
There was garlic bread leftover from a dinner party, and steak in the fridge. So, I sliced up the steak, fried it in Red Devil hot sauce and Chicago steak seasoning, stuck the garlic bread in the oven, then laid the steak on the bread to make an scrumptious sandwich.
Peace, Love, and Cheese,
Jeremy D.
I wish that there was a "don't like" button.
also, I need more cigarettes.
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Love Rhymes with Hideous Car...
Flume, by Bon Iver