February 2010
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Alcohol Free Feb. Ends at Midnight!
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I wonder what Conan is up to.
Cali-Taco →
(Via/iminfuckingomaha)
California Taco - Omaha, NE
It’s not CaliMex, it’s not TexMex, it’s NebraskMex.
Deep Fry Everything! Tastes so good!
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Butts: Best Thai Food in Omaha →
It does exist! It can be found at Laos Thai Market, on 24th. It’s sort of impossible to find because if you Google it, you’ll get the right address with the wrong website. There are a lot of places with similar names, but this is the one. It’s cash only, there are only maybe eight tables, and it’s…
This is very good news to me!
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"Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke has revealed the... →
“The band features Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, drummer Joey Waronker of R.E.M. Mauro Refosco of Forro in the Dark, & Radiohead producer Nigel Godrich…”
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Sometimes a Good Idea. Sometimes Not.
It’s amazing how reading an old journal can take you right back. Every old feeling can be felt just like it was, and dissected with a new perspective, simultaneously.
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Bob, The Sock Bandit.
Bob has a thing for socks. Earlier today I scolded Bob for hiding my socks, because he took all my clean ones. Then I saw him go into my room again, and told him to get out…he did.
I just now found three pairs of socks buried under my covers. He returned all of the socks that he hid. They are kinda drooly and gross, but nothing the washer can’t handle. I guess Border Collies are...
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Fact #290
(Via/yourcomebackkid)
A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.
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I doubt god likes a kiss ass. Just Sayin'.
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Who was a better Christian Metal Band:
Stryper or Bride?
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“If I must Love,
then let me Love,
as though I’ve never Loved before.
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– Rod McKuen, Without a Worry in the World
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FACE!
What do you miss most about her/him?
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Poetaster:
“Someone who writes inferior poetry.”
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Someone please use this word in a rap battle.
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It's just the guy who mastered Thriller...That's...
Aaron: The phone's for you
Rick: Who is it?
Aaron: Bob Katz
Rick: Oh.
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Two Headed Boy Part II, by Neutral Milk Hotel
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Dear God, It's me, Jeremy.
Me: If you're up there, could you please make it stop snowing?
God: No.
Me: But if I pray, aren't you supposed to answer my prayers?
God: Wait, hold on here. You moved to Omaha! What were you thinking?
Me: Well, ya! but
God: Plus, you haven't talked to me in forever!
Me: But these are your people! I'm in the midwest!
God: ...Ok...So here it goes...I could never control the weather.
Me: What?
God: Ya, Monopolies are evil, and I'm good, so I gave the weather to Satan.
Me: Why didn't you give it to an angel or something?
God: Well that's what I did! He was my favorite angel. I thought If I gave him a gift, that he would take me back! Ah...love is blind, and hindsight is 20/20.
Me: He's kinda fucking up stuff down here. What about that Earthquake?
God: I could have stopped that.
Me: WTF God!
God: I know! I know!...Hindsight is 20/20.
Me: You say that quite a bit.
God: It's kinda my catch phrase.
Me: Gotcha. That explains allot.
Me: So, you can't do anything about this weather?
God: Nope! Deal with it.
Me: K.
God: ...Love you!
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Which "Moist" Synonym Do You Prefer?
Synonyms:
clammy, damp, dampish, dank, dewy, dripping, drippy, drizzly, humid, irriguous, muggy, not dry, oozy, rainy, soggy, teary, watery.
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“Moist” should always have a noun…
Moist skin. Moist rain boots....”
– Me
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$500 HOLY CRAP! IS THAT A ROOM FOR RENT ON MY... →
(Via/alisongooo)
“You bet your nomadic ass it is. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check this room for rent out. It has WALLS and a CEILING. BLOCKS THE FUCKIN WIND AND RAIN FOOL! ZOMG THE LOCATION IS THE SHIT. You can WALK to Washington Avenue from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa. 10 mins from UH and Rice cause we all about higher...
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“You can’t always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might...”
– The Rolling Stones, from You Can’t Always Get What You Want
Short Convos That Make You Realize a Pattern...
JT: So, When did you decide to grow a beard.
Me: Well, It started as a bet, and then I decided that I like it.
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Katie: Did you just shave your head, it looks fresh.
Me: Yep!
Katie: When did you start doing that?
Me: Well, It started as a bet, and then I decided that I like it.
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Castro: What is that?
Me: Coca-Cola
Castro: Are you driving tonight?
Me: Ya, I'm giving a few people a ride home, because I'm not drinking tonight.
Castro: Not Vice-Versa?
Me: I don't drink in February.
Castro: Why would you do that!?
Me: Well, It started as a bet, and then I decided that I like it. I've been doing it for three years now.
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