“The worst part about wearing glasses is not being able to see when you take them off.” —Michelle, my step mom. She’s awesome.
I had very Vivid Dreams last night...
and when I woke up, I was exhausted.
Lorena Bobbit Ceviche
1 geoduck siphon
2 cups chopped tomato
1 cup Lime juice
Cilantro to taste
1 cup chopped Cucumber
1 chopped Onion
Salt to taste
Sierra is Racist...a txt conversation
- Sierra: There is a guy at a hipster bbq that has the same laugh as you!
- Me: Kill him.
- Sierra: I can't; He's black.