Jermbob

Matt: Are you coming home before the party? I have a mullet wig, and nascar shirt, that would be perfect for your costume.
Me: Nah, but what time are you leaving? I can bring the poncho that you wanted, if you want to meet at the cyclops and trade.
Matt: Not for awhile, because I am doing laundry, and fuck the poncho! I'm going as a Pirate!
Me: Haha! Can you bring the wig when you do?
Matt: Fo sho do you want the shirt too?
Me: Nah. Value Village.
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Matt doesn't follow the rules of costume parties. He just likes to get dressed up.

Costume Party: Dress as the town you grew up in.